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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."
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"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."
"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."
"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""
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"Two cryptographers walk into a bar No one knows what they are talking about."
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