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Joke of the Day
"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."
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"The funniest joke I have EVER seen on /r/funny You."
"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""
"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."
"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a glass of water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant"
"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"
"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"
"I want Ebola... cereal"
"Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!"
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"