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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a black person? I don't know either, but it would be great at picking cotton."

"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."

"What is the biggest battery size? The D. It's huge."

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"

"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"