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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."
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"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."
"Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees"
"'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares."
"Why don't nice people ride the train? Because they're usually found on trucks."
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"*girl calls me daddy* *hammer appears in my hand* ""oh no"" *I start building a deck* ""what have you done"" *grill turns itself on*"