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Joke of the Day

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've."

"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"

"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"

"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I went for a swim with my daughter... I felt a warm pocket of water in the waves and yelled at her ""Did you just pee in the ocean!?"". ""No"" she said ""the seaweed"" True story."

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."

"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."