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"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."

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"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."
"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"Know any good white people jokes?"
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."
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