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Joke of the Day
"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"
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"Lady Gaga got engaged on Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped ring, indicating her fiance shares her love for bold originality."
"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."
"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"
"What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool"
"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."
"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."
"I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?"
"Nothing worse than meeting the right person at the wrong time in your life."
"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."