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Joke of the Day
"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."
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"What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller? He was soda pressed."
"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
"Earrings Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings? ... ... Stirrups"
"Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell ""spider"" first. They may even thank you."
"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."
"I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights He got out of his car and said ""I'm not happy."" I replied, ""Well, which one are you then?"""
"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"