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Joke of the Day

"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."

"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"

"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."

"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"

"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"

"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"