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Joke of the Day
"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."
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"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."
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"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"
"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."