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Joke of the Day
"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"
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"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."
"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."
"Why did Jeffrey Dahmer fuck his corpses? He already had a skin lamp, but he didn't have a flesh light"
"[date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir? Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog."
"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("
"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."
"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A ten foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone."