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Joke of the Day

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"

"Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement."

"How to spot an Aussie 1. Shout 1 3 DOUBLE OH! 2 Wait till someone shouts ""6 TRIPLE 5 OOOHHHH 6"""

"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."

"I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal. He said it only slowed him down."

"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."