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Joke of the Day

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."

"Don't kiss today You're going to fast, it's only the first date"

"We waste our entire youth to obtain wealth and later on our entire wealth to obtain youth."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."

"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"

"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"

"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."

"Fuck the man And make him a sandwich."

"Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!"

"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."