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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
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"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."
"What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder."
"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."
"What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator? A chronic math debater"
"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"