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Joke of the Day
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."
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"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"
"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."
"What does the bumper sticker say on Caitlyn Jenner's car? My Other Penis is a Vagina"
"A horse walks into a bar he starts to panic and kick and shit all over the place sorry I'm no good at jokes. -- [@billcorbett](https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/592353920204156928)"
"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"
"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"
"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"
"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."
"Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard."