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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her."

"Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?"

"My ears were ringing, so I pressed keys on the piano to find out what note it was. There was a B buzzing in my ears."

"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."

"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"

"What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing"