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Joke of the Day
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
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"My wife's hot best friend just sent me an email with the subject line: ""Date Night."" I'm just going to stop there and imagine the rest."
"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."
"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."
"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression. Now I'm depressed *and* hung over."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face."
"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years"