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Joke of the Day

"My wife's hot best friend just sent me an email with the subject line: ""Date Night."" I'm just going to stop there and imagine the rest."

"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"

"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."

"Why was the anomaly so poor? Because it didn't make any cents!"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."

"All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying ""We need to talk"""

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."

"What's the best thing about fucking 93 year olds? NOTHING!!!"

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."