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Joke of the Day

"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."

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"Check it out on Netflix There's this new docu-series about religion in professional sports. The first episode is titled *Bindi Like Beckham*"
"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."
"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"I wish I was just like my nose And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run."
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."
"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."
"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."