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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face."
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"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."
"Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse."
"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"
"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."
"Silly batman joke my doctor told me today Twoface never liked it when his men shouted, 'hey you! With the face!'"
"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"
"Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad."