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Joke of the Day
"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."
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"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"A baby seal walks into a club."
"I like my girls how I like my wine Ten-fifteen years old and locked in my basement."
"What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple."
"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Disabled."
"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."
"[cocktail party] Me: [swirls brandy] Brandy: PUT ME DOWN"