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Joke of the Day

"If I had a penny everytime I was one cent short for a beer I'd have become an alcoholic."

"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"

"Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit... ...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a long day of collecting carrots he sat down to rest and died."

"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"

"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."

"Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant? He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it."

"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"

"I thought it was funny teaching my parrot racial slurs, but I was horrified after reading his ""Race War Manifesto"""

"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"