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Joke of the Day

"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."

"What did Donald Trump say when he couldn't find his Viagra? The erection is rigged!"

"Who's the artist you find in the supermarket? Salvador Deli"

"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."

"Turns out ""pick the biggest one & punch him in the face"" gets you more respect as a new prisoner than as a new 1st grade substitute teacher."

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."

"Islam... ... is a religion of peace."

"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."

"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"