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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"
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"PLEASE PEOPLE: Don't forget to ""like"" before you copy & paste. Thank you."
"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."
"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"
"There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss."
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"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."
"My friend Herbert recently died from an overdose of weedkiller. The cause of death was determined to be Herbicide."
"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"