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Joke of the Day
"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"
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"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""
"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"
"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"
"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"
"I really like money, but I don't like to work."
"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."
"One time I was in a bar and there was this really weird guy pouring booze all over his hand. Turned out he was trying to get his date drunk"
"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"
"""Here kid. I hope you like not getting laid until college because your bedroom is a giant dinosaur now."" -extreme home makeover"