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Joke of the Day

"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"

"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"Thanks a lot, gourmet cupcake shops. You've taken a perfectly good treat and turned it into an asshole."

"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"

"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."