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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"Lost both my arms in an accident. The whole incident left me utterly humerless."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""

"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"

"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."

"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"

"What is hard and six inches long? my pen is"