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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
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"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."
"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""
"What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? A goodfellatio"
"Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway."
"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("
"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"
"Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science"