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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."

"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."

"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."

"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""

"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"

"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"