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Joke of the Day

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."

"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"

"A man's falling from the 50th floor of a skyscraper. When he gets to the 15th floor, he looks down and says, ""So far so good."""

"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"