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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? About tennish"
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"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"
"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."
"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("
"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"
"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."
"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"