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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."

"Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies. Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face."

"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."

"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it."

"What does American Beer and making love on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water."