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Joke of the Day
"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."
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"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"
"If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe"
"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"Let us all take a moment of silence to remember the many socks lost in the past and the fucking dryers that stole them."
"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"
"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"
"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."