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Joke of the Day
"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
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"My kids aren't going to believe in Santa. They're going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree."
"Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence? The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there"
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"
"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"
"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"