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Joke of the Day
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"
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"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can sell her crack more than once"
"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."
"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
"magician: ""think of a letter, any letter"" me: ""ok"" magician: ""now double it"" me: [visibly confused]"
"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"
"what did the biologists call their basketball team? The Hemoglobin-Trotters!"