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Joke of the Day

"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""

"What do you call a sad state? Missouri"

"My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep"

"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."

"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually it was more of a wrap."

"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins."