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Joke of the Day

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."

"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."

"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."

"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"Life is just better when you're laughing."

"I just got punched by my friend for trying to kiss his new baby on the forehead. Apparently, I have to wait for the baby to be born first."

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"