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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."
"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."
"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."
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"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
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"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"
"How do you pick out the extroverted engineer? He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks"