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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."

"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"

"Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!"

"What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space? ""You're two shellfish."""

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"So, a skeleton walks into a bar... ...asks for a beer. And a mop."

"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."