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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"
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"An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down Bartender says hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed. Ironic joke says well that's fine then, because I just want a beer."
"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"
"(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock? It's just nice having an extra set of hands around."
"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"
"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."
"what do you call a homosexual plaything? a gayme"