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Joke of the Day

"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."

"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."

"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."

"Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill."

"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. ""What happened to you?"" the doctor asks. ""I stepped on something."""

"A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink"

"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."