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Joke of the Day

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."

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"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
"Took the sticker off a banana, put it on my shirt and said, ""I hereby deputize you to uphold the law in Bananatown!"" Elevator is silent now."
"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."
"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."
"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"
"I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea."
"I am running out of people I actually like."
"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."