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Joke of the Day
"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"
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"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"
"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"
"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."
"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, ""And this is where the magic happens,"" followed by a sad, ""... magic isn't real."""
"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"
"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"