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Joke of the Day
"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."
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"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."
"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !"
"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""
"Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent? Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate."
"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."
"Parrot gets around"
"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."
"It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."