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Joke of the Day

"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."

"Who delivers pizza in the hood? Popo John's"

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"

"Call me a little softy... But I'd rather you call me a man with a small penis and a flagging erection."

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."