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Joke of the Day
"I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea."
Next Joke
"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."
"What does Sherlock call his friends? His Holmies"
"I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths. The research just isn't there."
"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"
"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."
"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? Because their P is silent."