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Joke of the Day

"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."

"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."

"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""

"Blowjobs are like paying your taxes. If you don't do it, you are going to be fucked."

"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."

"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."