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Joke of the Day

"I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby."

"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"Sorry I faked my death during the middle of your boring story."

"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."

"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""

"What do you call?? What do you call a French terror attack in America? Opening day for Batman"