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Joke of the Day

"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."

"Non-consensual sex burns more calories than consensual sex."

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -The pilot. Let me in"

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."