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Joke of the Day
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
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"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"
"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."