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Joke of the Day
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
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"After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time"
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."
"Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars."
"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."
"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."
"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."
"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."