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Joke of the Day
"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."
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"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."
"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"
"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"
"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."
"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"
"What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft"
"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."